The Full George Michael II

So what's the point? Next time you're in a bar, classroom, elevator, car...wherever...and you are stuck with someone of Faith, whether that dickface is crapping on about The Lord Jee-zus Ker-riste Our Lord and Saviour All Singing All Dancing Good with Wood Son of God or they are banging on about something real and inportant to real people like football or chocolate, grab that twat's nose loosely but with conviction between thumb and forefinger and tweak the living shite out of it. Then run, run fast before the river of their anger becomes an ocean and they try to kick your ass upon the floor.

Go on you know you want to: you know it makes sense. You've just gotta have Faith.